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An Arkansas mom writing to her son

Posted by Mitch Jerome (admin) on Nov 24 2010
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Dear Son,

I’m writing this real slow cause I know you can’t read real fast.

We don’t live where we did when you left.  Your daddy read where most accidents occur within 20 miles of home, so we moved.

I can’t send you the address because the family that lived here before took the number off the home for their next house because they didn’t want to change their address.

Your Uncle fell into the whiskey vat and some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned.  We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in the pick up.  One was driving and two were in the back.  The driver got out by rolling down the window but the two in the back drowned…they couldn’t get the tail gate down.

Not much news this week.



Last changed: Nov 24 2010 at 9:24 PM



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